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Answer It

Answer It

By Doug Ankerman | March 21, 2018

Silly stuff about phones….. …

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WHAT GIVES?:

Yes, it has been a while since I last posted to this dying platform. Just a combo of being lazy & lack of ideas on my part.

Pardon me.

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REST STOP:

A city in SC announced a new $850K sewer pump to be installed on Highway 35.

That’s great news as things were getting backed up along Highway Number Two.

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HOP SKIP:

Sioux Falls, SD will host the American Jump Rope National Championships next year.

Which is fitting bc when Sue trips on the rope…Sue falls.

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RECALL:

BREAKING: Frozen waffles recalled over Listeria risk.

#1- “Leggo my Eggo”

#2- “Gladly, you can have it!”

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BITE ME:

A surfer in Hawaii was bitten by a shark last week.

Sadly, claims he didn’t hear the music.

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GIFT IDEAS;

This store sells ornaments for “everyone on your list”….including your stoner cousin, Kevin.

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THIS STINKS:

After consumer complaints, makers of laundry soap eliminated fragrances.

Now they are selling additives for your washer to “freshen” the laundry.

What do you want people? I shake my head.

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MY LADY:

Police in WV arrest man who stabbed another man with a sword.

Apparently fighting over a damsel.

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UP & AWAY:

Although NJ Gov Phil Murphy has access to a taxpayer funded helicopter, he hasn’t used it nearly as much as former Gov Chris Christie (pictured)…

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SOCIAL MEDIA:

Don’t forget to visit MOS on Facebook. Losing hope.

Follow me on Twitter, now “X” @myoddsock. Ritz Crackers are the bomb.

And now on Instagram too. I too ask “Why?”

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