This time of year, it seems we find ourselves up to our nanny parts with “top ten, year in review” type junk. And here at My Odd Sock (because I am as lame as all the rest), we offer all the same! This “Not So Top Ten” list includes the best of …
They re-run those TV Christmas specials year after year, so why not do the same with a Christmas “My Odd Sock.” Here goes… “The Odd Stocking was hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.” * * * * * * * * …
Up & down. Up & down. One must be describing the New York Stock Exchange, right? (No, that would be mostly down.) How about a public opinion poll? Or maybe gas prices? (No, that would be mostly up!) Specifically, what I am trying to explain is my activity level. You see, I can’t …
It was a brief exchange of words. Six to be exact. Her two…”Got it?” And my wordy response of four…”Yeah, I got it.” What a scary man! Sure, there were fewer words spoken during the Kardashian nuptial, but these six words have been bouncing around inside my empty head longer than …
Being a holiday week, some of you may be on the go, so I thought it would be fun to revisit a travel experience! Enjoy… Did you know November is National Aviation Month? And here at the My Odd Sock household, we are busy celebrating! While I am frantically addressing my Avaition …
A Message from the Editor This edition of My Odd Sock has been rated “S” for “serious.” The usual low-brow humor has been replaced by a lot of wah-wah, belly-aching chit-chat and visions of the world’s smallest violin playing “My Heart Bleeds For You.” –Helen Eleanor Saggybags, …
Annually, My Odd Sock conducts a very sophisticated, highly complex study of the latest trends facing those with multiple sclerosis. This year, YOU have been chosen to participate in this mindless survey of ridiculousness. Using a #3 pencil, please answer each question as it relates to you and your MS. You may …
Congratulations! You have multiple sclerosis! As a member to our exclusive club, you’ll get an ID card, learn the secret MS handshake (it’s no secret, just stick out your hand and it shakes by itself!), and enjoy thrice weekly mailings by charities looking for donations! You celebrate your new achievement by …
The English language is always evolving with new words that quickly become a common part of our daily voice. The always vulgar f-word is one such example. Yet, it has evolved through the ages. Long thought too crude to be expressed publicly, the f-word has since been diluted..sugar-coated..and replaced with nicer sounding words …
Multiple Sclerosis has taken a lot from you. Maybe it’s your balance…ability to walk…your vision …or bladder control. Or maybe you are one of the lucky few where MS has taken all of the above! (Too bad you weren’t that lucky with a lottery ticket!) Swallowing some pride, many of these problems …
