Tag: Humor

What a hoot van der Sloot!

What a hoot van der Sloot!

Joran van der Sloot is the young Dutch playboy who was twice-arrested, twice-released in the 2005 Aruba disappearance of Natalee Holloway.       And now, five years later in Peru, this goof-ball struck again by beating another young woman to death, supposedly because she looked at his laptop computer. Imagine what he might do …

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Brain Drain #8

Brain Drain #8

  Who needs meditation?  Why see a therapist?  The best way to clear your mind is Brain Drain! So lets throw all that cooked spaghetti on the wall and we’ll see what sticks! Away we go……     Good Sportsmanship I’m a huge fan of sports on TV, but I get a chuckle out of …

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Driving With Attitude

Driving With Attitude

What is it with other drivers these days? Courtesy has been thrown out the car window like a used cigarette butt. Everyone has someplace to be and they needed to get there 10 minutes ago.     Driving today has become a lawless world reminiscent of Mel Gibson’s “Thunderdome.” The old slogan of “Drive defensively” …

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Another Disastrous Spill

Another Disastrous Spill

Dateline:  My Odd Sock Corporate Office While recovery experts work to stop the ongoing BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico, a company spokesman for My Odd Sock, an MS based humor website, announced yet another recently discovered spill.   During a tension-filled press conference, information was disclosed detailing a second disastrous spill.   …

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Brain Drain #7

Brain Drain #7

  Usually “Brain Drain” is reserved for my silly beefs about something I’ve seen or done.  Always something that gets my goat.  But this time around I thought I would share some genius inspiration found around my home.   Shall we begin?……   Buns In The Oven In our kitchen one can find the most …

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Courtesy Calls

Courtesy Calls

Today is a glorious day!  The air is clear.  Spring is in bloom.  And I feel terrific!     It must be contagious too because I just got off the phone with someone from the Native American Heritage Association and she was equally upbeat and positive! Of course, being a “courtesy call,” I would expect …

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Audio Earwax

Audio Earwax

  Today’s job market is tough.  A new career path could be your best move for the future. Why not train at America’s finest new institution for career training? Introducing the “Twinkle Dinkle Truck Driving School.” Click on the school’s title at the end of this sentence to hear a :60 mp3 commercial for the Twinkle Dinkle …

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My Odd Sock Poet’s Corner

My Odd Sock Poet’s Corner

  April is National Poetry Month and My Odd Sock would like to celebrate by dusting off a poem I wrote many years ago.  Enjoy!     “Where’s My Remote?” Written by My Odd Sock 4/11/1994     Now where’s that remote?  It’s lost once again!… Lost in my couch, here in my den.   …

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State of Politics

State of Politics

First and foremost, let me apologize.  I do not want to use these pages to speak about politics.  Because if you do, you automatically piss off fifty percent of the people.  And because My Odd Sock only has six followers, that means I’ve ticked off three of them.  (OK, you caught me in a lie.  …

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Let Me Make Myself Clear…

Let Me Make Myself Clear…

  Have you ever done something impulsively, thinking it was correct for all the right reasons, only to get grief later on? I mean more than grief—I mean ridiculed—I mean vilified to the point where my two teenage sons said…”Dad, you must be gay.” Let me explain.   I have been a long time subscriber …

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