I just finished taking a cycle of the commonly-prescribed oral steroid, Prednisone. Whether you have MS, a myriad of other health conditions or simply trying to boost your home run total, you are well aware of what I am about to say. How do these tiny, tiny pills…smaller than mini …
It’s the Flemmy Awards! Welcome ladies & gentlemen to the Flemmy’s, celebrating the best & worst of My Odd Sock. We are live from the American Legion hall in Sheboygan for this star-studded event. Everyone in attendance hoping, dreaming to take home a coveted, career-killing Flemmy Award! The winners are in. Trophies have been …
Strolling down the cookie aisle they are NOT hard to miss. Oreos, America’s most-popular sandwich cookie, take up a majority of sacred shelf space. Its familiar color package casts a glow making everyone look like a member of Blue Man Group. Who would have guessed Oreos could have so many varieties? The choices put …
When faced with writer’s block and looking for a crumb of inspiration–where does one go? The spice rack, or course! Spices have been a catylist of humor since the very beginning. Why, itching powder has ALWAYS been a top-seller in ads at the back of comic books. That is, after bald head …
I can’t explain it, but I am D.O.A.–Doug on arrival. My head, filled with what seems like bubble wrap. Pudding is livelier. I have creatively flatlined. Demonstrated by my recent absence from this blog. Orphans get more attention. If & when I ever get another idea it will be like lighting a match in …
Here are 50 things I’m tired of… Johnny Depp Amber Heard Multiple Sclerosis Gerrymandering Vlad Putin Tom Selleck’s Reverse Mortgage Unopenable Chip Bags Huge Trucks & SUV’s Any of the Kardashians Ear Hair Jussie Smallett Wordle Scores Cornhole Golden State Warriors Derek Chauvin “Stages” of NASCAR Tight Jeans (on …
Our roads are filled with on-the-go SUV’s and work-duty trucks. Inside are active drivers & families busy with jobs, chores and adventurous plans. The brand names of these vehicles are the best. They convey boundless energy and beautiful journeys behind majestic nameplates of grand nature! Look there!…It’s a Kia Sedona. I see …
A recent news story detailed a man in Brazil (it’s always either Brazil or Florida) getting a 2kg dumbbell stuck in his rear end which was later removed by doctors. In response here are twenty jokes by My Odd Sock. 1. Made it harder to butt-dial. 2. I’ve heard of …
I am not high performance, but apparently…I am. Dri-Fit apparel has been around for years. If you aren’t familiar with the term, Dri-Fit is a polyester-type material used to make clothing by sports brands for “athletes and active lifestyles”…of which I am neither. Yet digging through my shirt drawer, I happened …
Go ahead with your little mindless habits. You won’t bother me. Not one bit. Spin the ring on your finger. Twist your hair. Or bite your nails. Click a pen, pick at your lip or fiddle with your ear. Don’t stop ‘cuz of me. You probably don’t know you even do these things …
