Category: Humor

Junk Drawer

Junk Drawer

    Everyone has a junk drawer.  A drawer where you stash stuff that doesn’t have a proper home. The go-to drawer when you are looking for something that can’t be found anywhere else. THAT’S the junk drawer.   My Odd Sock is no exception.  I have a “drawer’ of oddball, silly stuff that must …

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Letter To Dad

Letter To Dad

  In this post, My Odd Sock writes a letter to his Dad…or “Dude”… as he was nicknamed by me many years ago. Here is what the letter said…..     Dear Dude, What’s happening? Yeah, I’m writing a letter.  Call me the Emily Post of Penmanship. Anyway, I just wanted to say I’m sorry …

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Dancing With The Scars

Dancing With The Scars

Please enjoy this encore My Odd Sock……   We discreetly meet once a week. Not a word is spoken. In my arms, we move in fluid motion. Sometimes, we begin in the kitchen and gracefully end near the front door.  Other times it’s the foyer.  Even the bathroom. Together, we move, dip twirl and spin.  …

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Brain Drain #13

Brain Drain #13

  It’s time once again for “Brain Drain.” Time to open the pressure valve of My Odd Sock’s melon-head and let loose with some oddball subject matter. Buckle your seat belt and let’s open the floodgates like a Louisiana levee.  Off we go……       Proof of Purchase Waistline’s aren’t the only things getter …

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Controversial bin Laden Photograph

Controversial bin Laden Photograph

  Warning:  This My Odd Sock contains the graphic death photo of Osama bin Laden.  Please refrain from showing young children or those faint of heart.       Although the U.S. Government decided not to release this controversial photograph, My Odd Sock operatives obtained the secretive information and has decided to release the image …

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Opportunity Of A Lifetime

Opportunity Of A Lifetime

  Dreams only come true for a select few. The rest of us shlubs must work, toil, write & rewrite, spell-check, create, imagine, record ideas on scraps of paper in the middle of the night and suffer writer’s block…not to mention, constipation…chasing the dream, the position, the title we have always imagined! Mine?–was to be …

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How Dumb Are We Getting?

How Dumb Are We Getting?

  Statistics indicate we are an intelligent group. A 2009 study reported that of all Americans age 25 and over….86.6% are high school graduates.  55.6% had some college training.  And 38.% were college graduates.   Educated, yet hidden among my slices of turkey, I found this little packet of a drying agent clearly marked “Do …

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5 Fav

5 Fav

    The My Odd Sock Consumer Research Department is conducting a highly sophisticated poll. Your participation is greatly encouraged as the results will be tabulated, analyzed and then immediately stored (thrown into) in one of several, secure My Odd Sock “information receptacles.”     OK, enough of the nonsense.  (Isn’t everything about this website nonsense?) …

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Spring Cleaning

Spring Cleaning

    Time to do some spring cleaning around the My Odd Sock corporate office. Time to clean out some random thoughts, ideas & observations. Put on your rubber gloves because this could get messy!        Master of My Domain I was informed by an international domain registry that a Chinese investment firm …

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Rest In Peace

Rest In Peace

  In Memoriam My Odd Sock’s beloved Pen  Pen June 2009-April 2011   Pen departed this life peacefully Friday morning in the hand of My Odd Sock. A tireless worker, pen was the devoted, creative transcriptionist who painstakingly recorded the bizarre thoughts dribbling from the brain case of My Odd Sock.       Pen …

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