As a 48 year old adult with a college education (a lofty 2.3 GPA), there was a time when I could say with confidence there was absolutely NOTHING to learn from some punk teenager. Boy, was I mistaken! My teenage son just taught me an easier way to peel a banana! …
Dear fellow citizens, Amidst the news of a prostitution scandal in Cartagena, Columbia involving agents of the Secret Service, let it be known that at no point was U.S. national security threatened, nor the safety of the president compromised. Eleven Secret Service agents were implicated in the scandal. All those …
A gruesome, murderous crime spree has been discovered inside the kitchen commissary of My Odd Sock. Apparently, bananas were the only intended victims of this heinous act, described by many as a “hate crime” directed toward the yellow fruit. My Odd Sock investigative reporters (me) have uncovered official police photographs …
It’s time to do some sprucing up of the My Odd Sock topic’s page. Time to clean-up & clear-out some disjointed, mish-mashed, nonsensical ideas. (How is that different from anything else on this website, right?) So, in no particular order, here we go…. Spanish Salsa The back cover of …
Some days I wrack my lesion-filled brain for a subject to write about here at My Odd Sock. And other times, inspiration falls right into your lap! Like it did recently as I was looking through one of those value flyer’s one gets in the mail. There before my mono-browed eyes, was …
Why not remember this My Odd Sock once again? I saved it just for this occasion. Enjoy! Ah yes, memories. The cornerstone of our minds. I feel like singing, but I’ll spare you as my singing voice resembles a cat in a fan. My voice is flatter than Kansas! As humans, we …
“Shopping” for a humor post, I saw this oldie and thought a “return” visit would be nice. Enjoy. It started with one. For me, the first one was a stroke of genius! What a novel idea….and a convenient way for me to accumulate and build a valuable cache of bonus-reward-perk-advantage points! Then I …
I must have missed the meeting explaining the purpose of the secret, hieroglyphic whatchamacallits I find everywhere these days. Turns out they are not “hieroglyphic whatchamacallits” after all–but are QR Codes. Short for “Quick Response,” the QR Code is a jacked-up two-dimensional matrix barcode when compared to the wimpy, …
A title is supposed to draw attention to, intrigue and tantalize the reader. The title “Dumb Ads & Stuff” does anything but! I didn’t know what to call this collection of oddball, unrelated items found around the My Odd Sock compound, so we’ll leave it at “Dumb Ads & Stuff. Let’s get to …
It is Academy Awards’ week! And in true copy-cat fashion, it’s also time for the 43rd Annual My Odd Sock Flemmy Awards, celebrating the worst of the My Odd Sock worst of 2011. All nominees dream of winning the coveted Flemmy! Purchased at a neighbor’s garage sale, the Flemmy represents all …
