Category: Humor

Halloween Haunts

Halloween Haunts

  It’s Halloween!  The time of year that has become as fun for adults as it is for kids.   Estimates say we spend eight billion dollars a year to celebrate with costumes, candy & decorations. Eight billion dollars…and this poor kid couldn’t look happier! Yeah, mom & dad thought it would be so cute …

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Brain Drain #18

Brain Drain #18

Brain Drain   A hearty welcome back to “Brain Drain,” the column devoted to nonsense found in and around our world. “Brain Drain” gives us the opportunity to let go of all the goofy stuff that clogs our noggins. So let’s pull the plug and see what empties out……       Back of the …

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It Gets No Respect

It Gets No Respect

        The late Rodney Dangerfield perspired and nervously pulled at his tie, claiming he didn’t get any respect. When in reality, Rodney’s “schtick” earned him the distinction (and money) of being one of the most successful comedians ever.   But this isn’t about him.       It is about an inanimate …

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Handicap Hate Crime

Handicap Hate Crime

    Hate crimes are not uncommon these days. Terrible acts of rage and intolerance have plagued the issues of race, color, gender and sexual orientation among others. But never have crimes of hate been so blatant against one such group. Of course, I am referring to the recent attacks on one man. They are……. …

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Stop The Violence

Stop The Violence

        Yes, we must stop the violence! There are horrific crimes taking place in our schools each day. And nothing is being done to stop it.     The problem is worse than gang rivalry.  More than bullying.  And racial-relations pales in comparison.       The problem is violence found in….. ….Girl’s …

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More Odds & Ends

More Odds & Ends

          Here are a few, disjointed observations that have My Odd Sock raising his bushy monobrow.           Got this sale ad in the mail. “40% off the entire store.”   I thought I’d offer a hundred-grand for the whole place.     Crap…the sale ended already!     …

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Cll Phn Txting

Cll Phn Txting

    While I upgrade to an iPhone, please check out this long-term pet peeve of mine…     Let’s face it, today’s Circle of Life includes a foundation based on 2-year service agreements and 1-time activation fees.   Of course I’m talking about cell phones.  And the handy-dandy texting feature! Cell phones I can …

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Dumb Stuff

Dumb Stuff

      I call this post “Dumb Stuff,” when in reality it is all dumb stuff. (“Dumb Stuff” is the polite term for “Stupid Sh##.”) Though you may call it what you want, as I am simply lumping together a few, odd, completely-unrelated observations and serving them up a la carte in a weekend …

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Back To School Shopping

Back To School Shopping

    It’s “Back To School” time and retailers are busy peddling the goods our schoolchildren need to succeed! My Odd Sock has been scouring the sale ads looking for the most ridiculous “gotta-haves.”  And let me tell you—retailers didn’t disappoint! It’s “Back To School Shopping”….My Odd Sock style!   Grab a shopping cart and …

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A Nielsen Family

A Nielsen Family

      There comes a time in life when you have power. When your decisions influence a nation. When late-night snack runs mean MORE than just adding to your waistline.         It happened to me just a few weeks ago as I became…..a member of the Nielsen family!     Yes, …

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