Author: Doug Ankerman

Music To My Big Ears

Music To My Big Ears

  When you have ears the size of satellite dishes, one tends to enjoy music.  I was thinking about the concerts I’ve attended and thought it would be fun to share my perspective. Here we go……     ZZ Top     My first concert experience at 16 years of age.  I had never heard of the bearded …

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Double Double Toil and Trouble

Double Double Toil and Trouble

Ah, the Doublemint Twins, characters from the old Wrigley Doublemint gum ad campaigns. I’ve thought of them alot over the years during my life with multiple sclerosis.  (I’ve thought of them too after an evening of adult beverages–but that’s a whole other story!)   Since getting “hitched” to MS back in ’97, I’ve always wished …

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Audio Earwax

Audio Earwax

      It’s time for a little listening fun! Here is a parody commercial for a new product from the makers of Secret.     Written by My Odd Sock and produced by the incredible Tony Gialluca Productions, click on the title at the end of this sentence to hear an mp3 audio piece …

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Walk This Way

Walk This Way

    I took the plunge. Like many of you with multiple sclerosis, I joined the rank & file and am now taking Ampyra (am-PEER-ah).       Ampyra is the hot, new MS drug on the market aimed at improving walking speed for those of us slipping lower on the evolutionary scale.     …

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Shop Till You Drop (off a Pier)

Shop Till You Drop (off a Pier)

The following is a vintage My Odd Sock.  I hope you enjoy it once again.   I just received, quite possibly, the worst gift ever. Now, don’t get me wrong and think I’m an ungrateful S.O.B. Because I truly appreciate the thought of the gift giver.  And I showered that person with many gratuitous “Oh, …

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Audio Earwax

Audio Earwax

    Healthcare costs keep rising.  But you DO have a choice.  Screaming Mercy Hospital allows you get the proper medical care you need–at a cost savings to fit your budget.   To hear the My Odd Sock mp3 :60 piece, just click on the title at the end of this sentence for Screaming Mercy …

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Hands In The Dirt

Hands In The Dirt

After spending some time in my yard “tending the crops,” I thought of a new TV show (maybe I was in the sun too long). See what you think…..                   “Gardening With Gimps”        Welcome to HGTV’s “Gardening With Gimps.”  I’m your host My Odd Sock   “Gardening With Gimps” host …

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What a hoot van der Sloot!

What a hoot van der Sloot!

Joran van der Sloot is the young Dutch playboy who was twice-arrested, twice-released in the 2005 Aruba disappearance of Natalee Holloway.       And now, five years later in Peru, this goof-ball struck again by beating another young woman to death, supposedly because she looked at his laptop computer. Imagine what he might do …

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How Now Brown Cow

How Now Brown Cow

I never really gave it much thought—vitamin D and MS?   I heard about a possible connection, but blew it off because my formative years were filled with plenty of sunshine and a belly full of dairy products every day.   How on Earth could I have developed multiple sclerosis?   But, about a year …

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You Gotta Have Faith

You Gotta Have Faith

  ’80’s pop star George Michael sang about it (and showed it to others in a public restroom). I’m yaking about “religious” faith and what role it plays in your life with multiple sclerosis, cancer, or any disease that has been the subject of a movie on the Lifetime Network. It’s been said never to …

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