Not So Ninja
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My home has been overrun with ninjas.
Not the mercenary type…..kitchen appliances!
Ninja has become the new nameplate of kitchen gadgetry and more.
Maker of the popular air fryer (we have), coffee makers, food processors, blenders (we have), toaster ovens, cookers, just about anything you can think of—Ninja makes it.
Well, sort of.
Here are some ideas for potential, new products to carry the Ninja name…..
Ninja Loofah
Ninja TV Flicker
Ninja Ouija
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Ninja Support Hose
Ninja Hammock
Ninja Charcuterie Board
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Ninja Letter Opener
Ninja Car Mats
Ninja Shoe Horn
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Ninja Waste Basket
Ninja Jeans
Ninja Lawn Chair
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Ninja Tote
Ninja Etch-A-Sketch
Ninja Sex Toy
and finally,
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It’s just a matter of time before you see these items on the shelves at Bed Bath & Beyond.
Okay, maybe not. In the meantime, keep warm & keep moving.
2 Replies to “Not So Ninja”
Can’t wait to use my 20% off coupon…..I want that sex toy! 🙂
Margaret,
You made me laugh, you filthy animal!
Thanks for the clever quip. You might try a cold shower.