Over/Under

 

In sports betting the “over/under” is a popular wager.

Mind you, I am not a gambler but over/under is so easy to explain even I understand.

For example if a predicted score has been set at “10” the bettors can wager if the actual score will be higher or lower than that number.

And it’s not just sports, the “over/under” can be found almost anywhere.  Even with multiple sclerosis!

Here are some popular MS over/under wagers…..

 

 

Over/Under 4  The number of stabbing pains you feel reaching for the tv remote.

 

 

 

Over/Under 1.5  The number of drips & spills on your shirt during dinner.

 

 

Over/Under 2.5  The number of times you drop the soap while bathing.

 

 

Over/Under 3  The number of times your nose itches during an MRI.

 

 

Over/Under 6  The number of commercials you’ll see a night featuring Flo from Progressive Insurance.

 

 

Over/Under 2  The number of sleepy trips you will make to the bathroom during the night.

 

 

Over/Under 3.5  The number of times you doze off at the movie theater.

 

 

Over/Under 2.5  The number of your cramped attempts to get out of a car after a long drive.

 

 

Over/Under 5  The number of minutes before you begin to fade in direct sunlight.

 

 

Over/Under 6.5  The number of seconds it takes to strategize how to use a strange restroom.

 

 

Over/Under 5.5  The number of seconds you stare at a McDonald’s menu board before ordering even though you know what they sell.

 

 

Over/Under 3.5  The number of tries to get your coat zipped before giving up and simply wrapping it around your waist.

 

And finally,

 

Over/Under 4.5   The number of lids you try to fit on a Tupperware container.

 

 

I am “betting” you are glad this post is “over.”  If you have your own wager to set, be sure to share it in a comment.

Public Safety Disclaimer:  Gambling can be an addictive illness much like reading this stupid blog.