My Odd Sock’s Thanksgiving Turkeys

 

 

 

 

Before you are off to enjoy the Thanksgiving holiday, I thought I would share some items found in recent ads that are REAL Thanksgiving turkeys…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

Retailers are busy pushing everything you need to set an elegant dining room.

 

Tablecloths, seat covers, flatware, linen napkins, candles…blah, blah, blah.

Lucky for you if you are seated at the “elders” table!

 

 

 

 

 

…But NOTHING for the rest of us forced to sit at the kiddie card-table with a paper plate, sippy cup & a spork!

Smh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s a nice ad showing what you’ll cough up unless you get a no-cost flu shot from Kmart Pharmacy.

 

 

More gravy anyone?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, it’s good knowing Kohl’s is keeping the hobos in shape with 20% off all yoga accesories.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bed, Bath & Beyond checks in with this awesome wireless speaker tower to pump up the jams at your holiday party.

 

This baby comes complete….”with FM Radio!”

 

That’s a great way to kill the party mood….force your guests to listen to Delilah!

 

 

 

Finally, Gander Mountain joins the festivities with this holiday must-have…..

 

…..It’s a Raspberry colored 9mm from Ruger!

 

Yes, be the laughing-stock of the street gang when you cap someone with this berry-colored pistol.

Keep it in your waistband…or in your man-purse.

Your street-cred may take a hit, but your fashion sense will be admired!

 

 

That’s it for my Thanksgiving Turkeys.

If you weren’t getting drowsy enough reading this dribble, the turkey’s triptophan should kick in anytime now.

Have a safe & happy Thanksgiving, ya’ll.