A Merry Christmas To All!

A Merry Christmas To All!

 

My Odd Sock would like to wish the wondrous readers of this lame website a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Thank you for your loyal eyes and lively comments throughout the past year.

Thank you for your smiles for the funny stuff…and retching tummy spasms with the not-so funny.

 

In a fitting tribute to the holidays season, I leave you with a photograph of my neighbor’s tacky nativity scene…along with a touching sonnet I have composed especially for this cherished moment.  

Enjoy!

 

Inflate to 20 PSI.
Inflate to 20 PSI.

(Sung to the tune of “Away In A Manger”)

 

Away in a manger, a lawn for his bed.

Inflatable Jesus, a leak in his head.

 

The “whoosh” of the air, escaped through a slit.

Inflatable Jesus, just needs a patch kit.

 

 

 

 

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6 Replies to “A Merry Christmas To All!”

  1. Of course if the baby Jesus gets a slit in the head I know where your neighbors are going to go next. I was going to say, “Don’t quit your day job” but those words are very clever and flow very well together. Merry Christmas!

  2. JAMES,
    Thank you for your comments throughout the year. Much appreciated.
    But, if I only had a day job!

  4. Thanks for the holiday wishes Doug! Great holiday songwriting and a fitting tribute to your neighbor’s decoration. Thanks for the year’s worth of laughs here and on Healthline. Jennifer and I wish you and incredibly fun and exciting 2015!

  5. I think your Cray, Cray Doug, and I like it! We MSers are a funny people. I want to say Merry Christmas to you and your family but don’t get me started on New Years resolutions 😣 Love your sense of humor