Never Used SUV Names

 

 

Our roads are filled with on-the-go SUV’s and work-duty trucks.

Inside are active drivers & families busy with jobs, chores and adventurous plans.

The brand names of these vehicles are the best.  They convey boundless energy and beautiful journeys behind majestic nameplates of grand nature!

 

Look there!…It’s a Kia Sedona.

I see a Toyota Tacoma.  Here’s a GMC Acadia.

They have a Hyundai Tucson and the Santa Fe.

Some drive a Buick Rainier.  Others, a Chevy Colorado.

 

Remember the Pontiac Montana?

There’s the popular Kia Telluride.

And the hard-working GMS Sierra among others.

Bold, brash names of endless possibilities & exciting adventures.

 

It is for these reasons you’ll never see vehicles like a…Buick Brownsville, Dodge Scranton or Chrysler Duluth.

You’ll never be passed by a Honda Hoboken, GMC Terre Haute or a Chevy Sheboygan.

Never be parked next to a Lexus Bangor, VW Oshkosh or Kia Reno.

Never will you pull up behind a Cadillac Yonkers, Toyota Toledo or Mitsubishi Omaha.

There’s a reason you will never see a Ford Nantucket, a Dodge Durham or any vehicle named after Texarkana, Peoria, Fort Wayne, Rhode Island, Schamburg or Boise.

You see I’ve got nothing against these places.  In fact I’ve been to many of them.  It’s just that their names don’t evoke a spirit of excitement, the thrill of wonder.

And I outta know as I grew up in a town called Wapakoneta—yet another never-used SUV name.

Drive safely.