Not So Ninja

 

My home has been overrun with ninjas.

Not the mercenary type…..kitchen appliances!

 

Ninja has become the new nameplate of kitchen gadgetry and more.

Maker of the popular air fryer (we have), coffee makers, food processors, blenders (we have), toaster ovens, cookers, just about anything you can think of—Ninja makes it.

Well, sort of.

Here are some ideas for potential, new products to carry the Ninja name…..

Ninja Loofah

Ninja TV Flicker

Ninja Ouija

Ninja Support Hose

Ninja Hammock

Ninja Charcuterie Board

Ninja Letter Opener

Ninja Car Mats

Ninja Shoe Horn

Ninja Waste Basket

Ninja Jeans

Ninja Lawn Chair

Ninja Tote

Ninja Etch-A-Sketch

Ninja Sex Toy

and finally,

It’s just a matter of time before you see these items on the shelves at Bed Bath & Beyond.

Okay, maybe not.  In the meantime, keep warm & keep moving.