Sneaky Snacks

 

 

Hmm, maybe I’ll have a snack.

Not really hungry just something to tied me over.

A nosh.

Just pecking on a bit.

You know the feeling.

 

Time to amble over to the pantry and take a looksy to see what I can find.  Always something in the pantry, right?

 

Behold on the third row down I spied something promising.

Hidden amidst the tortilla chips, saltines & protein bars was this box of cauliflower crackers.

Well well well, interesting, I thought.  

And nacho-flavor to boot.

From the picture they looked like a nacho-flavored Cheez It made from cauliflower.  A win-win-win for me!

 

I’m all in as I plunged my hand into the box to grab a few to enjoy.  Just a few mind you.  This was just a snack.

 

 

What I found were tiny TINY nacho-flavored cauliflower crackers…barely the size of my thumbnail.

 

You have got to be kidding me.

 

 

 

These things were barely an inch square.

They made Cheez It’s look the size of a ceiling tile.

I drop bigger crumbs than that down my shirt.

 

 

 

Why…how many do you have to eat?…

 

Whoa, a serving size is 44 crackers!

I don’t believe I eat 44 crackers in a year, let alone at once.

If I ate 44 crackers in one sitting I would need an insulin pump.

 

Then again, according to the box these crackers are made with REAL cauliflower.

Yeah, none of that fake, artificial cauliflower flavor here.

So it’s no wonder you could eat 44 of them at one time.

 

Honestly though, these crackers weren’t bad at all.  Granted I didn’t eat a full serving but they were sneaky good.

Sneaky snacks.  Just don’t let size fool you.