The 2018 Flemmy Awards

Just when you thought there were way too many damn award shows, My Odd Sock piles on another one!

 

 

 

It is time to celebrate (and wretch) at the best & worst of My Odd Sock during the past year.

 

It’s time for the 2018 Flemmy Awards!

 

 

 

 

The seats are filled!

 

 

And the celebrities are ready to have the worst evening of their life.

 

 

 

 

Yes, whatever it takes to get through the ceremony!

 

 

 

 

So at this time we introduce your dull but amicable host…My Odd Sock.

(smattering of applause)

Well, thank you thank you.  Welcome to the Flemmy Awards—a disgusting, self-patronage to a website of thin plot lines and rampant grammar errors.

 

 

 

 

We begin with the “Best Comment” category.

 

And the nominees are…..

 

“excel”

“family members always say I am killing my time here.”

“Winston”

“Thanks for this great informative website, buy sex toys.”

and “Healthcare”

“I don’t know if it’s just me or if everybody else is experiencing problems with your site.”

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..

“excel!”

(By the way, Healthcare–yes, EVERYONE has problems with this site!)

 

 

 

 

Next, we look at the “Worst Product” ever featured at My Odd Sock.

 

Nominees for the “Worst Product” are…..

 

 

 

the Ottoman table from “Thanksgiving Cranberry Sauce.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

the Easy Climber Elevator from “Dumb Stuff.”

 

 

 

 

and Quilted Northern Ultra Soft & Strong with Cleanstretch from “How Soft Have We Become.”

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..

 

 

 

the Easy Climber Home Elevator!

 

 

 

 

 

Our next category “Best Picture” honors the very best image on the site in 2017.

 

The nominees for “Best Picture” are…..

 

 

 

the title image from “I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Planet”

(Microsoft Paint, creator)

 

 

 

 

Fart Cutter from “Math Misfit”

(Jesse FullenKamp, writer)

 

 

 

 

and Peeing Himself from “Aim of Thrones.”

(My Odd Sock, whizzer)

 

 

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..

“Peeing Himself!”

(I’ll accept this award on behalf of My Odd Sock who is currently changing his pants.)

 

 

 

 

Which leads us to the “Best Humor” post….

 

And the nominees are…..

 

 

 

“Dude, Where’s My Bank?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Not Crazy ’bout Alexa”

 

 

 

 

 

and, “Hit The Shower.”

 

 

And the Flemmy goes to…..

 

 

 

“Not Crazy ’bout Alexa!”

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, the “Best MS” post…..

 

The nominess are…..

 

 

 

“MS Class of 1996.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Studies Show.”

 

 

 

 

and “MS-An-Adage.”

 

 

And the final Flemmy of the year goes to…

 

 

 

 

“MS-An Adage!”

 

 

Wow, thanks to everyone who has read this dribble (and kept their lunch down) throughout 2017.

Thank you for your time & comments.  Here’s to the year ahead!

Good night!