Your quest for the perfect MS drug.

 

Certainly we could all agree the perfect treatment for multiple sclerosis would include the ability to cure, be effective, restore myelin, minimum side effects and available to all at a reasonable cost.

 

But I found myself wondering what else might we include in describing the perfect MS drug?

 

Here’s what I came up with.

 

The perfect MS drug….

 

• Tastes like chocolate

• Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists

• Sold over the counter

• Eliminates fine lines & wrinkles

  

  Refreshing!

• Served in a frosty mug

• Free as a credit score

• Comes in its own alfredo sauce

• Melts in your mouth, not in your hand

• A prize in every box

• Fun as shopping for shoes

• Increases your IQ

• Could grow in my garden

• Great with hummus

• Makes “happy hour” happier

 

• Is “magically delicious”

• Boosts self-esteem

• Now in snack size

• Chosen by choosy mothers

• Made by Ben & Jerry’s

• Puts a skip in your step

• Sold at Hooters

• Get a “Buy One Get One Free”

• Melts body fat

• Has a rich, nougat center

• Tickles going down

 

and finally

• Comes with a 100% satisfaction guarantee or your money back

 

I think that pretty much sums up my perfect MS drug.

How about you?  Any suggestions you would add?  Share it with a comment.

 

Otherwise we’ll keep waiting & hoping till the next med hits the market.

Good luck.