Christmas Quickies

 

During the holiday season, everyone is busy.

No time to read a bla-bla-blog post.

So let me present “My Odd Sock’s Christmas Quickies.”

 

Here are four fast holiday gags to get you in & out of here in a hurry.

(Besides, who doesn’t like a quickie.)

 

 

 

 

First up.

I’ve watched Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer all my life and never noticed (till my son pointed it out) that Yukon Cornelius is packing heat!

 

 

And I thought he was only careless with his pick-ax!

 

 

 

 

Next.

 

Here is a terrible gift idea for a female.

 

Really, Nike?

 

 

 

 

Moving along…

 

It’s Christmas time, so why not celebrate the holidays with sugar-induced hyperglycemia!

(Sing along)…”All I want for Christmas is tooth de-cay!”

No wonder Santa covers the entire world in one night—he’s all hopped up on Christmas Crunch!

 

Finally.

For those planning to build a GIANT nativity scene this year, you may need these…..

 

 

Yup, I’ve no clue on the difference between a donkey…and a “Mammoth donkey.”

 

By super-sizing everything, you’ll have to hire Shaq as Baby Jesus!

 

 

See, I told you I’d get you out of here quick.

Till next time.