Lost…And Found?

Sometimes you see the oddest things listed in the classified ads.

Like this ad I noticed…..

Wow.

I know drones have been in the news a lot lately, but I didn’t think you could actually lose one.

The owners weren’t very descriptive of their lost drone, so you gotta think that it could anything “white & red.”

Plus, because I live on the east side of town, who knows, this thing could be in my very own neighborhood!

So I thought it was worth the time to look around.  Besides, I could always use some sweet reward money!

Here are some items I found that sort of fit the description.

You tell me if I found the missing drone…

Nah, this is the machine that gives you really crappy movies for a buck.

(Wish it would explode like a drone.)

Though this looks like it crash-landed, it is just a Campbell Soup can.

No.  It doesn’t seem to be able to fly.

Eh, too big to be a drone.

My toothbrush?

Great for getting between teeth, but I seriously doubt it’s a drone.

Hmm, this looks interesting.

A trash can drone?

Probably not.

This porta-potty?

I’ve heard about flying turds, but this doesn’t seem to be a drone.

Although if you must use one on a hot day—it CAN be dangerous to your health.

As you can see my search was null & void.

Maybe the lost drone will turn up in YOUR town.

Please keep me posted and we can split the reward moolaw!

Good luck.