Exercise Your Face Off
Warning: This post contains pictures that may
frighten young children. Please “exercise” caution.
People workout for their pecs, abs, bi’s, tri’s, traps, delts, lats, quads, hammy’s & glutes—but they rarely exercise the muscles….of their face!
Did you know you have 43 muscles in your face just waiting to be used?
Instead, we let gravity take its toll by pulling & stretching our faces downward.
Skin sagging…till we begin to look less like ourselves—and more like Droopy Dog!
Forget all those age-reducing potions and the creamy-crap you smear on everyday.
Start looking younger from the inside out by toning up the muscles of your grill.
Exercising your face is goofy-fun, easy-to-d0 and even those of us with MS can do it!
I’ve put on my headband & 1980’s Gore-Tex running suit to show you how…..
Make your face rrreeeeaaaalll small.
Squeezing your eyes shut, pursing your lips like you are sucking a lemon.
Then, make your face big.
Big as ever.
Eyes wide.
Mouth open (Watch for flies).
And do it over again several times.
Make a face to your right.
And then, take it to the left.
Do it again & again.
Wiggle your eyebrows.
Puff out your cheeks.
Crinkle your sniffer.
Smile big.
Smile bigger.
Move your lips like you are making out with your favorite movie star.
(Mine is Clint Eastwood—maybe I’ll rethink that one!)
You can’t go wrong because ANY exaggerated movement is great for your face.
And you’ll feel instant results.
Your face will be tighter, firmer and toner (Wait, that’s not a word).
You can exercise your face in just two minutes. And you can do it anywhere except in public where others may think you have a tick.
Get started now. You will thank me later.
One Reply to “Exercise Your Face Off”
You always make me smile, Sock. Maybe I’ll just read your posts every day for exercise.