A Dizzy Mother’s Daze

Sunday is Mother’s Day, a special day indeed!

And celebrating Mom is what this My Odd Sock is all about.

Mother’s Day is a day of warm thoughts, kind words, enduring love and most importantly…..GIFTS.

But what do you buy for a Mom who seemingly has everything?

Well, our fine retailers seem to know what Moms want—and I’m happy to share them with you!

Let’s go shopping….

Our first stop…Walmart.

Walmart offers these wonderful additions to Mom’s kitchen.

You know, nothing means “Happy Mother’s Day” more than an oven, deep fryer or a griddle.

They express our true feelings by saying “We love you Mom, now get back in that kitchen and cook us some vittles–we’re hungry!”

Next stop….Kohl’s.

Kohl’s keep Mom looking her best with this special dark spot eraser.

Good product I’m sure, but look at this poor model.

My God, who’s her father….Chester Cheetah?

Didn’t she play Nala in “The Lion King?”

This poor lady shouldn’t worry about dark spots….more like poachers!

Let’s continue onward…

Mom may enjoy some wine on her big day.

A local grocery store offers this bottle of “Menage a Trois!”

“Menage a Trois” is a pretty daring name for a wine.  What was “Cheap & Slutty” already taken?

“Yeah, let’s get Mom good’n drunk and offer up a threesome!”

(Sounds more like a gift for Father’s Day!)

Our last stop….Dick’s Sporting Goods.

You could stop by Dick’s and pick up this wonderful pink, camo jacket.

It’s perfect if Mom’s into stalking flamingos!

Finally, Mom can support breast cancer awareness—and be sly about it.

She can wear it on her hunting trip to Candyland’s Gumdrop Mountain!

Here’s hoping for the greatest day to all Moms.  Mine included.  (Although she doesn’t read this rag.)

You deserve something special every day!