Odds & Ends

 

 

 

It’s time to do some sprucing up of the My Odd Sock topic’s page.

Time to clean-up & clear-out some disjointed, mish-mashed, nonsensical ideas.  (How is that different from anything else on this website, right?)

 

 

So, in no particular order, here we go….

 

Spanish Salsa

The back cover of my son’s Spanish textbook contained a detailed description of a digital, online learning program.

The program was the publisher’s way to augment the subject matter.

All well and good to this point.

But here is the picture they used to make it clear….

 

 

 

 

What is this?

This picture reminds me of something…

 

…just what could it be?

 

 

 

That’s it!  It reminds me of the pictures of fertilization from a high school sex- ed class!

Quick, abort!  The mouses are about to penetrate the mother board!  That’s how they make little iPads!

 

What’s next…

 

 

Google Giggle

Have you ever googled your name to see what comes up?

I have from time to time (because I’m all about me) (Feel free to vomit!).

 

The other day I was on Google Images and decided to search my name.

Low & behold, this was one of the results…

 

What the hell?  I know I’m a psychological basketcase, but this is too much!

Probably named a building after me—one with padded walls!

 

Google yourself away and let me know what you find.

Let’s move along…

 

 

Bath Time

 

Lastly, we have a new bath mat here in the My Odd Sock executive washroom.

The bath mat is very special because it is made of “memory foam,” a thick, cushiony material.

“Memory foam” is great for a mattress–not so for a bath mat.

Why do I need “memory foam” in a bath mat?  I think I’ll find my way out of the shower!  (Turn left at the loofa)

 

Another word for “memory foam” to an MSer…..is quicksand!

 

 

I get “stuck” on my memory foam bath mat like a rodent on a glue trap!

 

 

 

Glue trap footnote:

When I googled “glue trap” to get the above picture.  I was provided with many different product images.  Some serious.  Some gross.  And some that were quite amusing.

 

 

 

Like this one from a company producing “The Big Cheese” glue trap.

 

This has to be good, right?  Mice LOVE cheese.

And I’m glad for the green bubble on the lower left of the package reminding me “The Big Cheese” glue trap is “Poison Free.”

Lord, it would be inhumane to use a glue trap with poison!

 

 

 

Then I found this image featuring the luvable cartoon characters, Tom & Jerry.

THIS is the best endorsement deal the boys could get?

Jerry is in trouble here and Tom couldn’t be happier!

Why didn’t Tom think of using a glue trap sooner?

(Guess that’s what happens when you get hit over the head with a frying pan that many times!)

Hey Jer, be careful of the poison!  Tom didn’t use “The Big Cheese” brand glue trap!

 

That’s enough hijinks for now.

Thanks for helping me get rid of some odds & ends.