Happy Valentine’s Day–My Odd Sock Style

 

My wife despises the cheap, heart-shaped boxes of candy with the plastic flowers on the lid.  So, our first Valentine’s Day as a dating couple, I gave her a box.  But I removed the chocolates and replaced them with carrots.

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A friend worked as a cashier in a drug store.  She said around 6pm on Valentine’s Day all the guys coming home from work would stop and buy one of those cheesy boxes of candy—–and a pack of condoms.

Funny stuff!

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Lovable Quotes

“It is a beautiful necessity of our nature to love something.”

-Douglas Jerrold

“There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.”

-George Sand

“Love stinks.  Yeah.  Yeah.”

-J. Geils

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A Refrigerator Magnet…

Happy Hearts Day!